Ever seen a jackass on a couch? You have now...

Breast... Singular... Horrible.

BEAR-DREW

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bear_(gay_culture)

BEAR, noun, plural bears: Bears tend to have hairy bodies and facial hair; some are heavy-set; some project an image of working-class masculinity in their grooming and appearance, though none of these are requirements or unique indicators. Some bears place importance on presenting a hypermasculine image and may shun interaction with, and even disdain, men who exhibit effeminacy.