The Italian Christmas Jackass LMPPM

Did you get one of these too?!?

A quiet night at home?

Limited, but still available

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"Smile for the caaamerraaaa....smilleee!"

LMPPM Goes by many names...more to come

Angela
Tanya
Carla
Eddie Peppercini
Eddie Hordschit
The Brown Gem
Drewbacca

Pee Pee Herman
The guy who gets shit done
The guy who gets shit on

A gentleman, and a scholar.....

How a werewolf tranforms.....

Fur stand......

Warm nights at American Icon

..The day he decided "Large" was too small..

All Points Bulletin:

...This little Michael goes to the market

Puppy or Gorilla?

Anus the Bear

Happy 4th of January you asshole

good thing he is face down because he has a boner...

Close your eyes, and make a wish.

THINK ABOUT THIS THE NEXT TIME YOU CONSIDER DATING HIM..............

Trying his hand a Captain Morgan add...

A Sighting...

Hair-old.

Really fucking Weird.

Ummmm.... i'd say...

was it a miracle?

While this unsuspecting boat owner enjoyed a ski behind his own boat, the passengers of his vessel saw what some would say was a miracle. Was it an image of Jesus on a grilled cheese? No...it was LMPPM himself appearing before their eyes in the back fur of the real Little Michael. Photo #1 has not been altered from its original state. Deal with it.

And so it begins........

If you don't know, you better ask somebody.